1. If your deodorant has holes and scrapes in it your child got into it.
2. If your child has a fascination with deodorant she will put it all over her body like lotion...whether it's your husbands or yours. Such fascination gets old really fast.
3. If your child chooses to eat your deodorant she will throw up.
Audrey will not leave our deodorant alone. 9 out of 10 times if I can't find her I look in our bathroom and she is usually putting Zeb's deodorant on her legs. Honestly. Then the other night I was in the middle of making dinner and I hear her dry heaving...I run to her and there she is deodorant in hand. To the sink we go. Just the thought of her eating my deodorant about made me vomit. She is such a little stinker but man she is fun. Never a dull moment.
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That is just awful. I can see why she might like to play in it but eating it? I can't even imagine how bad that would taste. Maybe she learned her lesson (Ethan would do it again even if it made him throw up). ~Meredith
What is with kids and deoderant...Maddie used to always get into Shawn's and it would be lost for days...luckily we never learned that if you eat it you throw up!
Sounds annoying for you and gross for her. Good luck! :)
ugh... I'm dry heaving just thinking about it. I wonder when they grow out of the "if it smells good, it must taste good" philosophy??
Come to think of it... I think my husband tasted my smelly lotion just the other day.
Disgusting but funny.
Love it! That is why bloggs are so fabulous. I would never have known that hillarious story! SO funny. Audrey, step away from the deoderant! Maybe it would be better if she started eating gum out of the trash... Wink!! Maybe not. So funny. I really needed a good laugh tonight, thanks.
those are good things to know...we have tried to teach are kids...if it isn't food we don't put it in our mouths...does it work...no!!! To bad!
Ooooh nasty. I am sure she has rather fragrant breath. yuck.
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